"Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts"
- Bangambiki Habyarimana
"I thought there was no use for me in reading Sun Tzu and Machiavelli because I am neither a warrior nor a politician, but it turned out to be useful when I married"
"I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her agai..."
"Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife"
"Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her."
"Wife: a former girlfriend"
"You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side"
"Husband: a former boyfriend"
"After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work"
"Marriage is but a consolidation of resources"