"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
- Woody Allen
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."
- Will Smith
"If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood."
- Cassandra Clare
"I want a life that sizzles and pops and makes me laugh out loud. And I don't want to get to the end, or to tomorrow, even, and realize that my life is a collection of meetings and pop cans and errands..."
- Shauna Niequist
"Independence is my happiness, and I view things as they are, without regard to place or person; my country is the world, and my religion is to do good."
- Thomas Paine
"You are someone who is different, but who wants to be the same as everyone else. And that in my view is a serious illness. God chose you to be different. Why are you disappointing God with this kind o..."
- Paulo Coelho
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
- Bill Watterson
"The Buddhists say there are 149 ways to God. I'm not looking for God, only for myself, and that is far more complicated. God has had a great deal written about Him; nothing has been written about me. ..."
- Jeanette Winterson
"He is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen and it's not about his face, but the life force I can see in him. It's the smile and the pure promise of everything he has to offer. Like he's saying..."
- Melina Marchetta
"Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty."
- John Lennon