"A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little ..."
- Roald Dahl
"I would like to believe in the myth that we grow wiser with age. In a sense my disbelief is wisdom. Those of a middle generation, if charitable or sentimental, subscribe to the wisdom myth, while the ..."
- Patrick White
"A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death."
- Michael Bassey Johnson
"Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art in a fart.Still a fart may not be artless.Let us fart and artless fart in the home."
- Ernest Hemingway
"He that lives upon hope will die farting."
- Benjamin Franklin