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"Maddock stabbed his fried egg with his fork, and bright yellow yolk bled all over his plate like a sunshine hemorrhage."

- Rachel Vincent

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"Look at the woebegone walk of him. Eaten a bad egg. Poached eyes on ghost."

- James Joyce

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"These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes.""Does it?""Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg."

- Peter Hedges

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"Have you ever seen a man, woman, or child who wasn’t eating an egg or just going to eat an egg or just coming away from eating an egg? I tell you, the good old egg is the foundation of daily life. Sto..."

- P.G. Wodehouse

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