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"Do you know the difference between a kayak and a college student? A kayak tips."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle."

"Boy handing over his report card: Of course I seem stupid to my teachers . . . they're all college graduates."

"Graduation Speech: You'll have to excuse me if I cry. I've been a little teary-eyed all week the sadness the joy . . . the fact that I'm off my parents' payroll."

"Schoolhouses are the republican line of fortifications."

"Education commences at the mother's knee and every word spoken within the hearsay of little children tends towards the formation of character."

"What greater or better gift can we offer the republic than to teach and instruct our youth?"

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

"The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education but the means of education."

"'Tis education forms the common mind Just as the twig is bent the tree's inclined."