"My object all sublime I shall achieve in time - To let the punishment fit the crime."
- W. S. Gilbert
"And so do his sisters and his cousins and his aunts! His sisters and his cousins Whom he reckons up by dozens And his aunts!"
"If you wish in this world to advance Your merits you're bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it And blow your own trumpet Or trust me you haven't a chance."
"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast."
"Perhaps if you address the lady Most politely most politely Flatter and impress the lady Most politely most politely Humbly beg and humbly sue She may deign to look on you."