"Did nothing in particular And did it very well."
- W. S. Gilbert
"Things are seldom what they seem Skim milk masquerades as cream."
"Of that there is no manner of doubt - No probable possible shadow of doubt - No possible doubt whatever."
"He did nothing in particular And did it very well."
"For he might have been a Rooshian A French or Turk or Proosian Or perhaps Italian. But in spite of all temptations To belong to other nations He remains an Englishman."
"See how the Fates their gifts allot. For A is happy - B is not. Yet B is worthy I dare say Of more prosperity than A."
"Darwinian Man though well-behaved At best is only a monkey shaved!"
"Did nothing in particular and did it very well."
"As innocent as a new-laid egg."