"Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?"
- Vonnie Davis
"A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!"
"Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?"
"She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. "Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the bea..."
"Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a woman. He went on to brag he was quite happy being alone. That the only way he'd even consider a w..."
"What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled."
"Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot."
"He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker."
"I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast."
"He held his crotch, his knees bent and his kilt showing he wore nothing beneath it.She shuffled from one foot to the other as she stared at his Scottish bagpipe. Bet he could hit a lot of high notes w..."