"To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played."
- R.D. Ronald
"Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out."
"I'm the biggest critic of my own work, but sometimes you nail a chapter so good that you have to take a step back and admire that bitch."
"The best writers tend to look the roughest in photos. At least that's the excuse I use for why I look so bad in mine."
"Blood began to flow, at first cautiously, as if embarrassed by its appearance; a few thin red lines exploring the gravitational trajectory of its new terrain. Now it flowed faster, steadily staining h..."
"Anyone who says "Trust me" is the last motherfucker you should ever trust."
"The city centre was still crawling with Christmas shoppers looking to add to their already burgeoning piles of gifts. To Scott they were like ants at a picnic, teeming from store to store, trailing ov..."
"He had done nothing on Christmas day, just wandered around outside in the frozen woods. Hard ground, chill winds and bare branches that looked like they'd been dipped in sugar. None of it seemed real,..."
"Scott could feel the contents of his stomach flip over and over on themselves. He turned to the side and retched, frothy yellow bile spilled out onto the newspaper covered floor, filling the room with..."
"Solitude led to retrospective thinking, and if the past is what you are trying to get away from, then constant distractions in the present are needed."