"Fifty grand for a paper bucket? Well it was all about context, you see."
- Paul Christensen
"Remember the Morning Star,” he enjoined. But I didn’t tell him about Tegg, whose face was the starry void itself..."
"He was eager to tell me about his latest work, which consisted of him vomiting on a footpath, then cordoning it off. Each artwork lasted until the first ‘philistine’ thought to take the rope down.‘In ..."
"Thom pulled nervously at his ‘Kings’ t-shirt. The Kings are a brutal West African gang that he follows onscreen. Such ‘tourist shows’, as I understand they are called, have become wildly popular in re..."
"My dreams are all of fire – mother says dreams usually go by opposites, so does that mean the world will end in ice?"
"I swear it only hit me then, with full conscious force, who the real villains of this piece had been from start to finish…those lying, cancerous dogs of the mainstream media!"