"You can't appreciate home until you've left it money till it's spent your wife till she's joined a woman's club nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a ..."
- O. Henry
"Life is made up of sobs sniffles and smiles with sniffles predominating."
"If there ever was an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptown-on-the-Hudson called New York."