"There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and..."
- Meredith Schorr
"At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry"
"I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them."