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"He checked out his surrounding. More books. A drinking fountain. A poster showing a guy slam-dunking a basketball with one hand and holding a book in the other, urging kids to READ! Weird, thought Ste..."

- Mac Barnett

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"Dear Mom,I won't be home this weekend because I'm wanted for treason and I have to clear my name. Also, I took the last Sprite from the fridge.Love, Steve"

- Mac Barnett

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"A clue! From M!""Who's M?""Maybe M is for Mackintosh! Maybe Grabes ans Mackintosh are in cahoots!""Or maybe M is for Mom. Also, who says 'cahoots'?"

- Mac Barnett

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"This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh."

- Mac Barnett

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"Dana was what Steve called a "silent partner" in the Brixton Brothers Detective Agency. Being a silent partner meant that Dana didn't carry a business card, that his name didn't appear on the company ..."

- Mac Barnett

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"Danger is the snack food of a true sleuth."

- Mac Barnett

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