"A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm."
- Kathy Bryson
"Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!"
"Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you."
"You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding."
"Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?"
"No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too."
"It was never just about the money."
"Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun."
"She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure."
"There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles."