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"It is really irritating to work with irritating people"

- Joshua Ferris

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"We had visceral, rich memories of dull, interminable hours. Then a day would pass in perfect harmony with our projects, our family members, and our coworkers, and we couldn’t believe we were getting p..."

- Joshua Ferris

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"The funny thing about work itself, it was so bearable. The dreariest task was perfectly bearable. It presented challenges to overcome, the distraction provided by a sense of urgency, and the things ma..."

- Joshua Ferris

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"What separated the living from one another could be as impenetrable as whatever barrier separated the living from the dead."

- Joshua Ferris

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"They were like two inviolable spheres touching at a fine point in their curves, touching but failing to penetrate, failing to breathe the other's air."

- Joshua Ferris

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"Some people would never forget certain people, a few people would remember everyone, and most of us would mostly be forgotten."

- Joshua Ferris

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"I've tried reading the Bible. I never make it past all the talk about the firmament. The firmament is the thing, on Day 1 or 2, that divides the waters from the waters. Here you have the firmament. Ne..."

- Joshua Ferris

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"If in large part we were concerned only with making it through another day without getting laid off, there was a smaller part just hoping to leave for the night without contributing to someone’s lifet..."

- Joshua Ferris

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"We had these sudden revelations that employment, the daily nine-to-five, was driving us far from our better selves."

- Joshua Ferris

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"It was madness to leave without your useless shit. You came in with it, you left with it--that was how it worked. What would you use to clutter a new office with if not your useless shit? We could rem..."

- Joshua Ferris

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