"We hold our dreams and ideals close to our hearts, where the promises are made to the future generations."
- John Rachel
"You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana."
"Where I grew up, women’s liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage for 15 minutes so she could stretch her legs."
"Where I grew up, women’s liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage so she could stretch her legs for 15 minutes."
"As an orangutan cannot embrace higher mathematics or comprehend the architecture and operation of a computer, we humans __ so good at loudly proclaiming our intelligence and applauding our own doltish..."