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"I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them."

- Jennifer Echols

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"Oh.” My dad actually looked sheepish. “It’s one o’clock in the morning and I was going to tell you to shut the monkey up and go to bed. I didn’t realise what was going on in here.”“What’s going on in ..."

- Jennifer Echols

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"Who’s driving the boat?”Over the motor, I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed."

- Jennifer Echols

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"I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber."

- Jennifer Echols

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"But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and then I had to press the whole shirt again to get out the creases I’d pressed into it."

- Jennifer Echols

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"They’re taking us to the room to change. Do you think we’ll have time for a quickie? Because we never got around to doing it against the wall.”He blinked at her. She thought he hadn’t heard her. Final..."

- Jennifer Echols

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