"My heart had a crush on him from the moment we met, but it was faint, and the rest of me stubbornly refused to play along."
- Jennifer Harrison
"In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I am not up for ..."
"The word bollocks seems strong, punk rock, and imposing, but in reality, bollocks is always too tame to make much of an impact."
"During my completely soul-shredding midlife crisis at the age of twenty-eight, I felt sure I had peaked too soon."
"Since Ireland’s independence declaration was a century older, I could not be sure if his self-evident truths meant as much as they would in America."