"Why do they call them daytime dramas, anyway? Shouldn't they be bedtime dramas? All anyone ever talks about is getting someone into bed! Plus if you're at home watching, you're probably watching in be..."
- Elizabeth Jane Howard
"You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early."
"The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain."
"Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?"
"Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!"
"Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo -- and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise."
"It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!"
"When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on."
"Charity knew she had to begin looking for a job soon. Definitely tomorrow, or the next day. Or perhaps the day after that. Charity didn't believe in procrastination. She just needed to plan her strate..."
"Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards."