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"You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along."

"she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it."

"she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it."

"she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it."

"she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it."

"she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it."

"she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it."

"she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it."

"she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it."

"Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it."