"Where utility ends and decoration begins is perfection."
- Jack Gardner
"The object of your desire is not an object."
"Never offer advice just to appear concerned."
"Experience will tell you if you need more of it."
"Never be angry with something that can't get angry with you."
"Boring is the right thought at the wrong time."
"We think we are being interesting to others when we are being interesting to ourselves."
"Do not ask questions until you have trained yourself not to know the answers."
"A comment that starts with the words "I think" usually means the opposite."