"Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin except to be there when he doesn't want her."
- Helen Rowland
"Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense."
"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar a custom which is still continued."
"Love the quest marriage the conquest divorce the inquest."
"When two people decide to get a divorce it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another but a sign that they have at last begun to."
"A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted."
"The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
"Love like a chicken salad or restaurant hash must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor."