"I am the prince of procrastination. It is my besetting sin. I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do - the day after"
- Gyles Brandreth
"Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars."
"Those who pay their bills on time are soon forgotten. It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes."