"...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world."
- Garon Whited
"put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded."
"[I] put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded."
"[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys."