"He didn't mean I couldn't leave, he meant I couldn't leave leave. If he meant I couldn't even take out the trash and had to stay inside all the time, that would result in a vitamin D deficiency and I ..."
- Dinah Katt
"Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet, deciding to play nice. After all, they were just poor dumb guys who couldn't help it that there wer..."
"Do not go where you don’t belong. I scoffed. That sounded like an invitation if I ever heard one."
"A stealthy ninja monkey she was not."
"What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or something through about eighty years worth of Time. Or maybe it was the beans. I farted..."
"That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird"