"The difference between men and women is this--if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover the private parts with her hands. A man will sit there just like you found him even if he doesn't have..."
- Deb Baker
"You have so much love in you. Trust your firends and family. They're all you have, but they're precious, the most important part of your life."
"I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered."