"If you want to impress someone, simply make up a vocation and preface it with the words “molecular” or “theoretical” (as in “molecular biologist” or “theoretical physicist”). After you do this no one ..."
- Clifford Cohen
"Just because you say you will do something does not mean that you are also willing to do that thing. Ensuring that both things are true is especially important in the matter of either making or receiv..."
"If you can’t be brave in the face of adversity, at least be practical."
"Amazing how too much passion in one part of your life can destroy passion in other parts of your life."
"If someone tells you that they’re called “blueberries” because they’re berries and they’re blue—believe them."
"Sex can be the result of love, but never the cause of it."
"Some people say I raised a good child. I like to think of it as my child raised a good parent."
"A psychologist’s job (if it’s done well) is to get you to seriously laugh at yourself."
"There’s no arguing with a song that writes itself."
"You have to know you don’t know before you can know."