"It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life."
- Chuck Palahniuk
"What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven."
"You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm."
"After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting."
"Every last minute of my life has been preordained and I'm sick and tired of it.How this feels is I'm just another task in God's daily planner: the Italian Renaissance penciled in for right after the D..."
"Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away."
"Anymore, no one's mind is their own."
"We just had a near-life experience!"
"The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate."
"You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved."