"If you can’t laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke."
- Andrew Barger
"The difficulty with Poe is not figuring out which of his stories rise to the level required of this collection, but rather which of his stories to exclude from it."
"All Ghosts Are Gray"
"They say everything that can be written has been written. I say we are just getting started."
"Is not our purest form of writing that done without the taint of money?"
"Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.”“Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers."
"Literature is the most noble of professions. In fact, it is about the only one fit for a man. For my own part, there is no seducing me from the path. I shall be a litterateur, at least, all my life; n..."