"It’s not easy balancing a career, a family and a healthy outlook on life, which is why I don’t."
- Alex Bosworth
"I've seen enough family photos in enough homes to know that the term 'suitable for framing' should have a stricter definition."
"One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someone’s head with a chainsaw. “Does this h..."
"Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one."
"Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative."
"I stared out at the waves. "Why am I here?" I thought. Finally it came to me. But it was too late. I was a terrible lifeguard."
"There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you."
"Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen."
"My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway."
"Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago."